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Dr. Seuss:

Harry:

"You tried to kill me with your wand.

You tried to kill me near a pond.

You killed my mommy and my dad,

And that's what made me really mad.

You possessed my main squeeze little Ginny

when I whined my voice turned tinny.

I hate you truly, I really do

I'll kill you now, and that is true."


(Upon hearing this Voldemort drops dead from bad poetry)